HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

My birthday is tomorrow!!!

Its too fucking hot to be at work today. Pissed off.

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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um-this-is-awkward:

Goosebumps (1995)

du4ne:

girl: DRAKE

drake: *walks away*

girl: I’LL LICK YA BOOTY

drake:

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taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

onlylolgifs:

White PPL vs. Black PPL  Wen trippin

insta-gramcracker:

shut the fuck up that is romantic